stolen from lucy

Urban Dictionary's Definition Of Belfast ^^
Belfast

- Capital City Of Northern Ireland

- Integral Part Of The United Kingdom

- Is Where The Titanic Was Built

- It Actually Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In U.K. According To Government Statistics.

Good Things:
~Ulster Fries.
~Limited street crime.
~Norn Iron accents.
~Drinking culture.
~The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

~Bowelling, a unique mixture of personal abuse, sarcasm and surrealism which only Scousers will understand. Or tolerate. Just don't take it personally.
~Strangers joining in in your conversations.
~Mild anglophobia. All-pervading ugliness that drives tourists away and allows the bars to remain habitable for locals. No Oirish Bars here

Bad Things:
~Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo.
~That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn't manage, the Planning Service have.
~The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city.
~Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is

One Of The Worst Regions In The U.K For Racism & Zero Tolerances On Non Indiginious FolkWelcome To Belfast

We Don't Want No
Asylum Seekers,
Ethnic Minorities or
Illegal Immigrants.

We Have Enough Of Our Own Problems Here

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